why hello there. my name's alec. it's my steadfast opinion that haribo gummy bears are, by far, the best kind of gummy bears.
After the catastrophic blast yesterday, this Czech bakery in West, Texas stayed open all night, serving hot kolaches to injured victims.
Hey, I reviewed a terrible movie for Wired—with illustrations!
G.I. Joe: Retaliation, the action blockbuster currently in theaters, has about the same action-to-plot ratio as a small boy playing with G.I. Joes in his bedroom for hours on end. If you understand this — that the film aspires to be nothing more than a $135 million version of a kid playing with his toys — it’s pretty damn enjoyable. Need to know more?
Just a few hundred kilometers away: Seoul, South Korea, a glowing hive of human activity welcoming in a new year.
Holy shit! That dog is carrying an umbrella!
I saw some lady downtown with a dog doing this. I told her it was amazing, and she said, ‘He refuses to let go of the umbrella. He just acts smug and carries it around. I have to wear a raincoat all the time’.