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Jan
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kylekinane:

paulytamale:

ronbabcock:

Nathan Barnatt is one of the most prolific people I have ever met. Will you just watch this already? The shot at 3:45 is worth it alone.

You guys have seen this, right?

Always the best. Fix your mood and watch this. I downright dare you not to be delighted.

Jan
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24freedinners:

sundaygirl: Writer’s Block. Dorothy Parker telegram to editor.

24freedinners:

sundaygirl: Writer’s Block. Dorothy Parker telegram to editor.

Jan
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Jan
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motherjones:

After he said stuff like “War is hell” and introduced the bed-head hairstyle, General William Tecumseh Sherman appears to have become a lover, not a fighter. According to an 1886 magazine, the retired general’s “specialty is in kissing young women, of which he has probably done more than any living American.” Another account has him telling President Ulysses S. Grant, “You may drive your fast horses and I will  kiss all the pretty girls! Ha! ha! that shall be my fad.” For more on American historical figures kissing unsuspecting victims, see here.

really can’t resist a sherman’s march joke here

motherjones:

After he said stuff like “War is hell” and introduced the bed-head hairstyle, General William Tecumseh Sherman appears to have become a lover, not a fighter. According to an 1886 magazine, the retired general’s “specialty is in kissing young women, of which he has probably done more than any living American.” Another account has him telling President Ulysses S. Grant, “You may drive your fast horses and I will kiss all the pretty girls! Ha! ha! that shall be my fad.” For more on American historical figures kissing unsuspecting victims, see here.

really can’t resist a sherman’s march joke here

Jan
16th
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wnycradiolab:

Know what these are?  Go ahead, guess.

Give up? They’re topographical maps of the moon, created in a collaboration between NASA and the US Geological Survey.  I can’t get over how crazy beautiful they are.  There are more here, super hi-res.

(via io9, thanks to Olga Abramson for the tip)

Jan
11th
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The NSA was spending billions of dollars on new collection systems and vast amounts of computer hardware and software, and jamming it into its headquarters, but did not build additional power stations to keep the systems up and running. So you had these embarrassing instances … where if you plugged in a coffee pot, you literally could knock of the electricity for an entire wing at NSA headquarters.
— Historian Matthew Aid details why America’s spies are struggling to keep up. (via nprfreshair)

(via nprfreshair)

Jan
10th
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cryptofwrestling:

A 12 ounce beer can in the hand of Andre The Giant (via Sports Illustrated)  The Giant had a legendary appetite for food and drink…  [thanks to DT.]

cryptofwrestling:

A 12 ounce beer can in the hand of Andre The Giant (via Sports Illustrated)  The Giant had a legendary appetite for food and drink…  [thanks to DT.]

(via spacehorse)

Jan
6th
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wnycradiolab:

ukehunt:

Paul Simon is Art Garfunkel’s moustache.
(via Brilliantly Sarcastic Responses To Completely Well-Meaning Signs | Happy Place)

Happy weekend, everyone!

wnycradiolab:

ukehunt:

Paul Simon is Art Garfunkel’s moustache.

(via Brilliantly Sarcastic Responses To Completely Well-Meaning Signs | Happy Place)

Happy weekend, everyone!

Dec
29th
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kylekinane:


mathanielfitch:
that awkward moment when your reputation is so bad that the KKK has to release a statement saying they want nothing to do with you.

Who knew the KKK was an LLC?

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kylekinane:

mathanielfitch:

that awkward moment when your reputation is so bad that the KKK has to release a statement saying they want nothing to do with you.

Who knew the KKK was an LLC?

.bz