short moves: execute

2009

December 6
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July 21
June 14
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2008

December 12
November 19
October 36
September 28
August 11
July 15
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April 25
March 34
February 44
January 35

2007

December 15
November 35
October 53
September 12
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jamie lidell - another day. in honor of his sick performance at the festival pictured below
Jun 1st
sasquatch 2008. the hives were the first set that we caught....
Jun 1st
the flaming lips about to transport everyone into another...
Jun 1st
lindsay 
Jun 1st

Complaint #221

whitewhine: “Ugh, again?! Every time I sit down, my phone slides right out of these linen pants!”...
May 30th

define: hives-ometer

a system of measurement used to describe all natural phenomena. the system, which will one day...
May 29th

you shouldnt have drank all that wine at...

holy hell, what a weekend. i did laundry. wait, no, that wasnt the exciting part. i saw the new...
May 28th
(via hipsterrunoff)
May 23rd
henry's man on the street coverage of...
May 21st
why hello there, tumblr. long time no see. firstly, im now officially an old man, cause my birthday...
May 20th
from russia with fun
May 20th
harpers - food network at the frontiers of...
May 15th
“** Also, let’s try to think outside the box as we...”
— footnote on the foo...
May 15th
Warch Watch
rx bandits and finch cover message in a bottle at chain reaction in 2003. sick
May 14th
my stupid life - advice column
May 13th

dear collegehumor,

    hey, hows it goin? thats good to hear. me? oh, you know the same. that woman at work is still...
May 12th

who do i see about a section 8?

last night, col. winchester from m.a.s.h. refused to take a picture with me. let me explain. the...
May 9th
Warch Watch
every year some friends and i (this year about 25) get together and perform a beatles album from...
May 9th
“Breaking up is an art. Specifically, it’s like...”
— save your generation. found...
May 7th

congratulations matt!

my friend matt just became the new guitarist for taking back sunday! congrats dude! i know you wont...
May 6th
paulscheer: Finally A Mother’s Day Card For Lost Fans. ...
May 6th
Warch Watch
in what could have been mistaken for a ken burns’ documentary entitled hockey, the stars beat...
May 5th

planning ahead

henry: (keeping in mind we'll both be dressed like jonathan silverman from weekend at bernies for a friends 80s prom birthday party tonight) are we goin out after?
me: yeah but im bringing a change of clothes
henry: oh thats a good idea
me: yeah i dont really wanna go out to the bars lookin like the straight half of the revolution
henry: there was a straight half?
me: shit. good point
May 2nd
Facing New York
May 2nd

opinion

im pretty sure the world is ready for another mortal kombat sequel.
May 1st

thought

the fact that david blaine held his breath for 17 min is only slightly more believable to me than...
May 1st

question

does anyone know a good baked potato soup recipe?
May 1st