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motherjones: braiker: Drunk moose auto-reblog! msnbc: An inebriated moose trying to get more fermenting apples apparently lost its balance and ended up stuck in an apple tree in Sweden, according to news reports. (Rescuers helped him down safely, don’t worry.) Image: Jan Wiriden / Scanpix via Press Association Images Ok, let he among us who hasn’t been rescued from an apple tree after getting intoxicated off of fermented apples cast the first stone.

motherjones:

braiker:

Drunk moose auto-reblog!

msnbc:

An inebriated moose trying to get more fermenting apples apparently lost its balance and ended up stuck in an apple tree in Sweden, according to news reports.

(Rescuers helped him down safely, don’t worry.)

Image: Jan Wiriden / Scanpix via Press Association Images

Ok, let he among us who hasn’t been rescued from an apple tree after getting intoxicated off of fermented apples cast the first stone.